6 Parnassus: guy wearing track jacket partially zipped, no shirt under. Folsom Street fair, slut, or crack fiend?

I think I’m witnessing a guy flirt with a girl on Caltrain right now. He barely got on! He also looks like he’s passing out.

Lizard

This woman next to me on Muni keeps ulopening her mouth every few seconds and it sounds like that kind of sticky dry gross feeling when you wake up from a nap and your mouth is unclean. This would be okay if she were chewing gum, but she’s not. It’s more akin to the way a snake or lizard licks the air to taste what’s around it.

She also has (and smells like) a bad perm job.

Hitchhiker

The girl in front of me right now is crying into her phone to some guy called Jeff. She is apologizing for her actions, which include her car breaking down, hitchhiking, getting uncomfortable and calling the cops, finding herself at a house where people are doing coke, and drug deals. These events culminated in a “What the eff did i just do?” and “I didn’t mean to do that. How can i make it up to you?”